— Nick Hendricks, Horrible Bosses (via mustardhat)
"Quick story, my grandmother came to this country with twenty dollars in her pocket. She worked hard her whole life and never took shit from anyone. When she died, she had turned that twenty dollars into two thousand dollars. That sucks. You know why she didn’t succeed? Because she didn’t take shit from anyone. The key to success, and they will not teach you in business school, is taking shit."
"Am I the only one who can drink and work at the same time?"
— Peggy Olson
(via balamoot)
"How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 8:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so? "
— Charles Bukowski (via mustardhat)
(Source: ginger-soulandheart, via mustardhat)
oh my god oh my god OH MY GOD THIS IS SO GREAT.
(Source: brian-brooks, via suckstoyourblog)
Honestly, this is what work is like for me. It’s hot and sometimes unbelievably strenuous and it’s on an infinite loop. Oh and there are lots of us and we all look exactly alike and we feed on candy and also there’s a weird spider-grandpa.
I have officially watched Spirited Away too many times. And I need a new job.
(Source: hypodermicpeople)
