January 2012
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I wish you had amnesia so I could teach you about how cool you are.
– Tim
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fapitalism:
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks you’d better zip, better zop, beep boopity bop.
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Another of my least favorite words
glisten
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Here are some of my least favorite words
pudding
moist
select
dumpling
cookbook
panties
curdled
BRB, gotta puke.
December 2011
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Playmobil New Year's Eve Party Part 2: The...
playmobilin:
Chestburster shows up and eats that one guy!
GET ME A DRINK. ANY GLEN WILL DO.
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU OPEN THIS.
JESUS THAT HITS THE SPOT.
AND THIS BIRD YOU CANNOT CHAAAAAAAANGE.
Happy new year!
I reblogged this from one of my other Tumblrs because I think it is fucking hilarious and you should too.
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Tv: The Walking Dead Is Spreading Icky... →
suckstoyourblog:
The Walking Dead, now in its second season, has riveted audiences with its tense undead action interspersed with human drama. Lately, though, the show’s seeming ignorance of how the morning after pill works has been rubbing some viewers the wrong way.
THANK YOU, JEZEBEL!
The part where Lori tried to induce an abortion by swallowing a million tablets of Plan B almost ruined...
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November 2011
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Off to work, and I refuse to use the term "Black...
pileofmonkeys:
If you’re out shopping today, please remember that:
A) You and your fellow shoppers are the ones causing the crowds and lines;
B) Corporate headquarters set the sales, ads, and hours, not store-level employees; and
C) You made the choice to go out shopping. Please don’t be jerks to the store employees.
<3
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Does it count as participating in Buy Nothing Day if I buy nothing but have to spend 8 hours encouraging countless others to Buy All the Things?
‘Tis the season…for me to take a flask to work.
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I know it’s not all that uncommon for people with CF to cough up blood, but that doesn’t mean I’m not scared as hell.
Tim is so brave. They took a bunch of blood for testing yesterday, enough to fill what looked like a little Tabasco bottle. This kind of thing doesn’t bother him. He’s used to it. I’ve been with him for over five years and a dozen or so...
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