annoyed, as always, that Surly made the list, but glad they came in 6th while Southern Tier came in 5th. OMG I LOVE SOUTHERN TIER.

beeriety:

The 25 Best American Breweries of the Decade (2000-2009)

I disagree with several of these, and a few I thought would be included were not, but my main point is this list WINS for not including Surly. it’s a very young brewery with very limited distribution but it’s starting to get a lot of attention - and awards - for its terrible, terrible beer.

why am I not on this expedition? sadface

fuck I am so fucking sick of the obsession with male facial hair. OMG THAT GUY IS SO COOL HE IS ABLE TO EXTRUDE PROTEIN THROUGH HIS FUCKING FACE. guess what, he’s a MAMMAL with male levels of TESTOSTERONE. having a moustache is like wearing your balls on your face. congratu-fucking-lations. is there some female equivalent we can celebrate? oh wait, no. everything that is unique to the female body is pornographic. awesome.

cannot stop listening to this song today.

beeriety:

Brew + You

By: Sam Soulek

(via: robot-heart)

I love how the silhouette looks like it could either be a dude with a big beer belly and man-boobs.. or a pregnant lady.

I am more excited about this than I have been about anything for at least an entire week.

this shit destroys me. TWO styles of monkey costumes for dogs? I wish I had two dogs. or even one. -sigh-

I found them!

I’m pretty sure the second one didn’t say “PROBABLE FRAUD” in the actual book, but what do I know, I’m just an agnostic WHO BELIEVES IN FUCKING SCIENCE.