BUT IN THE LONG TRESSES OF YOUR HAIR
I AM A BABBLING BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK
(Source: mountaingoatssingmountaingoats)
Mother of God
I have been playing so much Katamari Forever this week that this is what the world looks like to me now. I swear I am on the verge of bumping into things and being all like “hey I’m totally big enough why isn’t it sticking” and realizing too late that I do not really have a katamari and things in my stupid world are REAL.
(via cutthroatchorus)
"Quick story, my grandmother came to this country with twenty dollars in her pocket. She worked hard her whole life and never took shit from anyone. When she died, she had turned that twenty dollars into two thousand dollars. That sucks. You know why she didn’t succeed? Because she didn’t take shit from anyone. The key to success, and they will not teach you in business school, is taking shit."
— Nick Hendricks, Horrible Bosses (via mustardhat)
SWEET LORD. PARENTING, YOURE DOING IT RIGHT.
okay I don’t like kids usually but I would happily be friends with any of these li’l dudes.
(Source: luaarodrigues, via lookatthislittlething)
I’m not even going to tell you the catcalls I received in Manhattan when I lived there. It’s a shitty thing. If you are a lady chances are you know what it’s like to walk down the street and feel afraid of every dude you see thinking “is that guy on the corner going to say some shit to me? Please dude, do not say anything to meeee.” Anyway if you don’t know what it’s like to be harassed whenever you leave the house, here is an article where women talk about that: http://rookiemag.com/2012/05/it-happens-all-the-time/
Since this is in the same vein as the earlier discussion (and because Jess Fink is amazing), I thought you guys might appreciate seeing it.
This is why I yell back equally insulting things at catcallers. I always have an insult ready. THEY MUST BE CHASTENED.
so glad I picked the right path. I wonder what happens to an outcast non-grandmother at age 60. something awesome, I assume.
(Source: jesshardiman, via manylifetimes)
