Nuke It From Orbit of the Day: Animatronic babies need the most attention! (Lest they claw out your eyes while you sleep.)
[mefi.]
No scarier to me than a real baby…
snrghdahgkdhgklglk!
(Source: drkindness)
Should really be called Astronaut Ice Cream But Way Better or something like that.
FUCKING ADDICTIVE.
"I wish you had amnesia so I could teach you about how cool you are."
— Tim
As I retreated, he was shouting in his falsetto voice: “Go away! Go away! I’m coming, I’m coming, I’m coming! No! No!” He opened the door and shot inside.
- Solaris, Stanislaw Lem
I’m not even fucking shitting you that this is what came up. Technically more than one sentence but the last part was too awesome to exclude. This is the best thing ever.
(Source: loveclaire, via tiny-little-dot)
(Source: fireland)
